Lion Rampant Shield Plaque
Lion Rampant Shield Plaque
Lion Rampant Shield Plaque
Lion Rampant Shield Plaque
Lion Rampant Shield Plaque

Lion Rampant Shield Plaque

Regular price $47 $0

Good day to you, brewmaster. Redecorating the tavern, eh? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Lionsbrew… you’re the one with that song right?

“I… love… gladiators gettin smacked, midgets who can act, and twiiiiiiiiins…”

I love it. It’s a brew that can make even a shriveled up old wizard feel like getting his staff wet again.

I see I’ve made you uncomfortable. I just thought that… you know… since you’re a dwarf… we could sort of… uh… engage in the fantasy that we’re both masculine and desirable men. You know because...

Anyway, the unparalleled boldness and virility reflected in these lion-emblazoned crests are exactly what you need for your tavern. My lion rampant crests are especially impressive in pairs, whether flanking a fireplace or entryway. Each is hand-painted in antique gold and ancient green and cast in museum quality resin. Please don’t leave.

7" W x 2½" D x 14½" H. 2 lbs. Available only in the continental US.


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